{"id":3135,"date":"2015-05-06T17:47:07","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T06:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/?page_id=3135"},"modified":"2023-07-10T20:06:59","modified_gmt":"2023-07-10T10:06:59","slug":"songs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/","title":{"rendered":"Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are a bunch of songs we are bound to break into from time to time. Some of them are club songs written by club members, and some of them are popular songs well worth the singing. Learn em all, and add your own, for great times hiking, canyoning, climbing and road trippin!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Song List:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#ode-to-the-ice-screw\">Ode to the Ice Screw<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#lost-my-friends\">Lost&nbsp;My Friends<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#point-perpendicular\">Point Perpendicular<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#the-rock-climber\">The Rock Climber<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#the-canyoner\">The Canyoner<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#the-wild-rover\">The Wild Rover<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#boree-log\">Around the Boree Log<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/unswoc.org\/wordpress\/club\/songs\/#Jugs\">Jugs!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Ode_to_the_Ice_Screw\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"ode-to-the-ice-screw\"><\/a>Ode to the Ice Screw<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Ice screw, O, ice screw<br \/>\nHow my pumped arms long for you<br \/>\nI twist your teeth deep in the freeze<br \/>\nStrain relieved from my trembling knees<br \/>\nThat shiny shaft of steel<br \/>\nMy saviour of silver hue<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, ohh, ice screw<br \/>\nYou protect my nerves, big falls bad news<br \/>\nThin ice, fat ice, with all sizes I choose<br \/>\nThe screw that suits the ice I use<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, Oh, ice screw<br \/>\nSo far below, power now reduced<br \/>\nThe rope is run, the pitch is done<br \/>\nI screw one screw<br \/>\nBut in view of my partner's safety due<br \/>\nI screw two<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, O, ice screw!<br \/>\nRedundancy full, an anchor so brute,<br \/>\nNow my partner approaches the crux of the route<br \/>\nIce cracks, he plunges, but the ice screws hold true.<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, oh, ice screw<br \/>\nYour trust is proven, I believe in you<br \/>\nI haul my second over steep icy lip<br \/>\nSolely reliant your threads do not rip<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, o, ice screw<br \/>\nYour value is worth the price I paid for you<br \/>\nOur lives hang through you<br \/>\nA silver tube in ice so blue<br \/>\nThat cam nor hex nor nut nor snarg nor piton hold Strong like you do<\/p>\n<p>Ice screw, Oooh, ice screw<br \/>\nThough I bail this route I must not lose you<br \/>\nWith longest screw I insert two tubes<br \/>\nThat join as one, for a v-thread costs few<\/p>\n<p>ICE SCREW OOOH ICE SCREW!<br \/>\nTO CLIMB GIANT FACES ON ALPINE PEAKS HUGE<br \/>\nI SIMPLY CANNOT ASCEND WITHOUT MY TOOLS!<br \/>\nTHE SIMPLE, HUMBLE, FAITHFUL ICE SCREW...<\/p>\n<h4><\/h4>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Lost_my_Friends\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"lost-my-friends\"><\/a>Lost my Friends<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>And as I climbed I lost my friends<br \/>\nand my nuts were way too small.<br \/>\nI had to run it out until a piece,<br \/>\nit was luck that I didn't fall<\/p>\n<p><em>By Sean Villaneuva O'Driscoll<br \/>\nSung at the end of Vertical Sailing Ep 2<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Point_Perpendicular\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"point-perpendicular\"><\/a>Point Perpendicular<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><em>(To the air of Land Down Under)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dirtbagging, livin' hand to mouth<br \/>\nOn the highway going down south<br \/>\nWe met Frek he was from Hollandia<br \/>\nHe was a freak he'd well outclimb ya!<\/p>\n<p>And he said:<br \/>\nYou go to Point Perpendicular?<br \/>\nWhere women crush and men plunge-ah.<br \/>\nYou rap in the waves crash under ya,<br \/>\nYou better jam better love that exposure<\/p>\n<p>Buyin donuts from a woman in Berry,<br \/>\nShe was 4 foot 5 yet very scary.<br \/>\nI asked is there any sport down the track?<br \/>\nShe just frowned and gave me a trad rack<\/p>\n<p>And she said<br \/>\nYou go to Point Perpendicular<br \/>\nWhere women crush and men plunge-ah.<br \/>\nYou rap in the waves crash under ya,<br \/>\nYou better jam better love that exposure<\/p>\n<p>We got to the crag, could hear Thor\u2019s hammer,<br \/>\nSo why\u2019d we then go to Windjammer?<br \/>\nThe heavens opened, the waves were crashing<br \/>\nI started the crack, hands, feet jamming<\/p>\n<p>We go to Point Perpendicular,<br \/>\nWhere women crush and men plunge-ah.<br \/>\nYou rap in the waves crash under ya,<br \/>\nYou better jam better love that exposure<\/p>\n<p>I pulled a block I fell pell-mell<br \/>\nIt missed my belayer grazed her helmet.<br \/>\nWe topped out called it a day,<br \/>\nDecided to go swimming at honeymoon bay<\/p>\n<p>We go to Point Perpendicular,<br \/>\nWhere women crush and men plunge-ah.<br \/>\nYou rap in, the waves crash under ya,<br \/>\nYou better jam, better love that exposure<\/p>\n<p><em>By Brendan, Rene, Niels &amp; Vicky<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"The_Rock_Climber\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"the-rock-climber\"><\/a>The Rock Climber<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><em>(To the air of The Wild Rover)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve been a rock climber for many a year,<br \/>\nand I\u2019ve spent all me money on rock climbing gear.<br \/>\nNow I\u2019m coming home cause I\u2019ve got rope burn,<br \/>\nand I swear I\u2019ll be a rock climber no more.<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(COIL UP YOUR ROPES!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a rock climber?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>I went to a crag I used to frequent,<br \/>\nI told my belayer my energy was spent.<br \/>\nI asked could he lead it he answered me 'nay!'<br \/>\nsaid 'you are the rock climber I only belay.'<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(JANGLE YOUR NUTS!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a rock climber?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>So I took a big friend from my climbing rack,<br \/>\nI said I\u2019d stick it in the off width crack.<br \/>\nI climbed on up but I started to peel,<br \/>\nthe hard ground beneath me was all I could feel.<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a rock climber?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>Now as I lie here with my broken leg,<br \/>\nI know I should have banged in a peg.<br \/>\nAnd all I can do now is talk on and on,<br \/>\nabout the day I climbed the Grepon<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(FINGER THAT CRACK!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill i be a rock climber?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p><em>By UCD Mountaineering Club<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"The_Canyoner\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"the-canyoner\"><\/a>The Canyoner<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><em>(To the air of The Wild Rover)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I've been a canyoner for many a year,<br \/>\nAnd I've spent all me money on canyoning gear.<br \/>\nI want to go home cause I'm freezing cold,<br \/>\nAnd I swear I'll be a canyoner no more<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(COIL UP YOUR ROPES!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a canyoner?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>We went to a canyon I'd ne'er before met,<br \/>\nWe were told it was dry but by God it was wet.<br \/>\nI asked could we leave it but my friend he said nay,<br \/>\nSaid 'you are the canyoner we'll go anyway'<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(GO ON AND JUMP!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a canyoner?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>So there we were with no wetsuits,<br \/>\nThere were swims and some jumps and a waterfall to boot.<br \/>\nWe climbed on down to set up a rappel,<br \/>\nThe water was rushing the descent was hell.<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(TEST THE PULL DOWN!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a canyoner?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>I threw the ropes with my canyoning friend,<br \/>\nBut we forgot to tie knots in the end.<br \/>\nI abseiled down fell off the end of the rope,<br \/>\nStraight into deep water thanks be to God.<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(END KNOT YOUR ROPE!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a canyoner?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p>The day had been long night was starting to fall,<br \/>\nwhen we came to the top of a big waterfall,<br \/>\nThere was no way back too rough to go on,<br \/>\nso we set up camp and awaited the sun<\/p>\n<p>And it\u2019s no, nay, never,<br \/>\n(CALL IN THE CHOPPER!)<br \/>\nNo nay never, no more.<br \/>\nWill I be a canyoner?<br \/>\nNo never, no more.<\/p>\n<p><em>By Brendan, Katie &amp; Phil<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"The_Wild_Rover\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"the-wild-rover\"><\/a>The Wild Rover<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>I've been a wild rover for many's the year<br \/>\nI've spent all me money on whiskey and beer<br \/>\nBut now I'm returning with gold in great store<br \/>\nAnd I never will play the wild rover no more<\/p>\n<p>And it's No, Nay, never,<br \/>\nNo, nay never no more<br \/>\nWill I play the wild rover,<br \/>\nNo never no more<\/p>\n<p>I went in to an alehouse I used to frequent<br \/>\nAnd I told the landlady me money was spent<br \/>\nI asked her for credit, she answered me nay<br \/>\nSuch a customer as you I can have any day<\/p>\n<p>And it's No, Nay, never,<br \/>\nNo, nay never no more<br \/>\nWill I play the wild rover,<br \/>\nNo never no more<\/p>\n<p>I took up from my pocket, ten sovereigns bright<br \/>\nAnd the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight<br \/>\nShe says \"I have whiskeys and wines of the best<br \/>\nAnd the words that you told me were only in jest\"<\/p>\n<p>And it's No, Nay, never,<br \/>\nNo, nay never no more<br \/>\nWill I play the wild rover,<br \/>\nNo never no more<\/p>\n<p>I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done<br \/>\nAnd I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son<br \/>\nAnd, when they've caressed me as oft times before<br \/>\nI never will play the wild rover no more<\/p>\n<p>And it's No, Nay, never,<br \/>\nNo, nay never no more<br \/>\nWill I play the wild rover,<br \/>\nNo never no more<\/p>\n<p><em>Irish Folk Song<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Around_the_Boree_Log\"><\/span><a class=\"anchor\" name=\"boree-log\"><\/a>Around the Boree Log<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Oh, stick me in the old caboose this night of wind and rain,<br \/>\nAnd let the doves of fancy loose to bill and coo again.<br \/>\nI want to feel the pulse of love that warmed the blood like wine;<br \/>\nI want to see the smile above this kind old land of mine.<\/p>\n<p>So come you by your parted ways that wind the wide world through,<br \/>\nAnd make a ring around the blaze the way we used to do;<br \/>\nThe \"fountain\" on the sooted crane will sing the old, old song<br \/>\nOf common joys in homely vein forgotten, ah, too long.<\/p>\n<p><i>The years have turned the rusted key, and time is on the jog,<br \/>\nYet spend another night with me around the boree log.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Now someone driving through the rain will happen in, I bet;<br \/>\nSo fill the fountain up again, and leave the table set.<br \/>\nFor this was ours with pride to say - and all the world defy -<br \/>\nNo stranger ever turned away, no neighbour passed us by.<\/p>\n<p>Bedad, he'll have to stay the night; the rain is going to pour -<br \/>\nSo make the rattling windows tight, and close the kitchen door,<br \/>\nAnd bring the old lopsided chair, the tattered cushion, too -<br \/>\nWe'll make the stranger happy there, the way we used to do.<\/p>\n<p><i>The years have turned the rusted key, and time is on the jog,<br \/>\nYet spend another night with me around the boree log.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>He'll fill his pipe, and good and well, and all aglow within<br \/>\nWe'll hear the news he has to tell, the yarns he has to spin;<br \/>\nYarns - yes, and super-yarns, forsooth, to set the eyes agog,<br \/>\nAnd freeze the blood of trusting youth around the boree log.<\/p>\n<p>Then stir it up and make it burn; the poker's next to you;<br \/>\nCome, let us poke it all in turn, the way we used to do.<br \/>\nThere's many a memory bright and fair will tingle at a name -<br \/>\nBut leave unstirred the embers there we cannot fan to flame.<\/p>\n<p><i>The years have turned the rusted key, and time is on the jog;<br \/>\nStill, spend this fleeting night with me around the boree log.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.middlemiss.org\/lit\/authors\/obrienj\/poetry\/boreelog.html\"><em>By John O'Brien<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Boree (sometimes accented on the last syllable) is the aboriginal name for the Weeping Myall - the best firewood in Australia except Gidgee.<br \/>\n<a class=\"anchor\" name=\"Jugs!\"><\/a><\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Jugs\"><\/span>Jugs!<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><em>To the tune of Bricks!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>1 jug 2 jugs 3 jugs 4 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\n5 jugs 6 jugs 7 jugs 8 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs.<\/p>\n<p>Here comes Liam, can ya see'em<br \/>\nHe knows what to do!<br \/>\nWhen he jugs up the rope, he jugs up 2 by 2<\/p>\n<p>2 jugs 4 jugs 6 jugs 8 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs.<br \/>\n10 jugs 12 jugs 14 jugs 16 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs.<\/p>\n<p>Here comes Emily, kinda smellily<br \/>\nHer bottle full of piss!<br \/>\nWhen she goes up the rope every third she miss<\/p>\n<p>1 jug 2 jugs 4 jugs 5 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\n7 jugs 8 jugs 10 jugs 11 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<\/p>\n<p>There goes Jonah, prussik user<br \/>\nJumars he not care<br \/>\nWhen he jugs up the rope he jugs up by the square<\/p>\n<p>1 jug 4 jugs 9 jugs 16 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\n25 jugs 36 jugs 49 jugs 64 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!,<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<\/p>\n<p>Up comes Amelia, ascenders familiar<br \/>\nShe takes prussiks too<br \/>\nFor when she goes up the rope she goes in powers of 2<\/p>\n<p>2 jugs 4 jugs 8 jugs 16 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\n32 jugs 64 jugs 128 jugs 256 jugs,<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<\/p>\n<p>Here comes Gabe, with a scrape<br \/>\nBanging on his knee<br \/>\nWhen he jugs up the rope he jugs in Fibonacci<\/p>\n<p>1 jug 1 jug 2 jugs 3 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\n5 jugs 8 jugs 13 jugs 21 jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<\/p>\n<p>Last comes Daniel, gripping Jumar handle<br \/>\nPast the rebelay<br \/>\nWhen he goes up the rope he cannot count no nay<\/p>\n<p>Jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs<br \/>\nJugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs jugs<br \/>\nGoing up the rope with jugs, jugs!<br \/>\nGotta jug the rope to get outside, going up the rope with jugs!<\/p>\n<p><em>By Daniel, bored while ascending out of Argyle Hole<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are a bunch of songs we are bound to break into from time to time. 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